"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
10/23/2018 at 19:04 • Filed to: None
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"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
10/23/2018 at 19:04 • Filed to: None | 0
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Just in time for Halloween, here’s the regrettable 2019 Avalon!
I had no idea this was happening, I was innocently googling images of other cars. Share my pain.
Tristan
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:22 |
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It needs more grille. The headlights are wasting space that could be more grille.
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> Tristan
10/23/2018 at 19:24 |
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Yeah but look at all the room on the hood for more grilles. And the door panels ..
Aremmes
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:25 |
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Apparently Toyota poached designers from Gillette.
vicali
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:27 |
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Unoverheatable...
lone_liberal
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:29 |
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Does it have a starring role in a Spie s Like Us remake?
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Jason Spears
> vicali
10/23/2018 at 19:30 |
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No car needs that much cooling. This is how it... feeds.
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Tristan
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/23/2018 at 19:33 |
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Ooooo... And the mirrors, too!
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:35 |
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Oh buffer image
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arl
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 19:48 |
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Every time I see one of these new car designs I think it’s from an Onion article. Sadly, it never is.
Nom De Plume
> Tristan
10/23/2018 at 20:00 |
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With LED technology the entire grill could be a light.
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 20:03 |
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Huh. I don't hate it.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/23/2018 at 20:29 |
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Can’t buff away that much ugly, unfortunately.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 20:35 |
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Majestic. Its the kind of car I look at that car and think “Is there any way i get its interior printed on a pair of shorts?”
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 20:37 |
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Look at all that fake grill.
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Tristan
> Nom De Plume
10/23/2018 at 21:10 |
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Have you applied at Toyota yet?
fintail
> Jason Spears
10/23/2018 at 21:30 |
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So bold and exciting, not for dull affluent old people, nope.
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Nom De Plume
> Tristan
10/23/2018 at 22:55 |
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The question is why they have failed to apply my thinking. Just imagine a fender bender that kills off your array of lasers and LED and cameras and...
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Tristan
> Nom De Plume
10/23/2018 at 23:34 |
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Pull too far into a parking spot and drag the bumper over the curb? Yep, that's a total loss.
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> feather-throttle-not-hair
12/12/2018 at 11:06 |
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i can’t believe those are still for sale. I might buy them next time my Amazon points add up.
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feather-throttle-not-hair
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/15/2018 at 14:34 |
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lol, i know....i’ve almost bought them like 3 times now. Kinda expensive for a gag, but also...i mean they’re kinda fucking glorious too.